Title: And then the fight started.
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Blog Entry: > After retiring, I went to the Social Security office > to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for > my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized > I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would > have to go home and come back later > > The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. > > So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. > She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' > and she processed my Social Security application. > > When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my > experience at the Social Security office. > > She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You > might have gotten disability, too' > > And then the fight started..... ******************************************************************************** > > My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high > school reunion, and I > kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as > she sat alone at a nearby table. > > My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' > 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old > girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right > after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she > hasn't been sober since.' > > 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a > person could go on > celebrating that long?' > > And then the fight started..... ******************************************************************************** > > I rear-ended a car this morning. > > So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the > other driver got out of his car. > > You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and > little things just seem funny? > > Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a > DWARF!!! > > He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and > shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' > > So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then > which one are you?' > > And then the fight started.....
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