Oh god, think i'm having one!
I'm not one for being dramAtic but you know you're getting old when all your friends are out partying and you're at home ironing and drinking your way through a case of Kronenbourg 64! I'm normally not much of a drinker but with the week i've had i bloody need it.
My precious darling of a boyfriend left the water in the sink running for half an hour last night and the downstairs of my house is now like a swamp! and I've only had my home insurance for two weeks :oS they're going to think we're dodgy cunts! Ha.
Our car also got burnt out in random arsons (for the second time this year, i may add) on Thurs night so i'm really peeved.. But i suppose that's what you get when you buy a house in West Belfast.
But sure, i'm going to be a rich and famous model soon so all will be okay.. 
BLAH..